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Nassau West Marshal Ivan ''the Terrible'' Bartram at the Nassau West Capitol, Sunday, August 21, 2005.  Photo by kbartram.com.


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Bartram, Ivan "the Terrible"

Nassau West Marshal Ivan ''the Terrible'' Bartram at the Nassau West Capitol, Saturday, December 18, 2004  Photo by kbartram.com.

NAME:
Ivan Bartram

BIRTHDATE:
07/01/98

SEX:
Male (Neutered)

WEIGHT:
16 lbs.

Ivan joined with kbartram in the Summer of 1998 as a kitten - a dumb one at that. While he was cute, and could curl up in your hand, it was apparent early that he wasn't the smartest of the litter. Perhaps that's what gives him his unique, curious personality.

Ivan quickly grew from a cute kitten to the robust, portly gentleman you see before you. He used to enjoy curling up and napping in a bathroom sink. He still enjoys drinking from the sink, but can no longer curl up in one. Currently, Ivan is an "oompa-loompa," weighing in at 16 pounds.

Visit Ivan's MySpace page!



Happy 9th Birthday, Ivan!!


Katie gave Ivan a new home for his birthday!



Mr. "the Terrible's" Photo Album


The cat's out of the bag!


Ivan's best friend, Mr. Alligator.


Chillin' on the couch w/Bud Light.


Kissin' my Hula Bitch.


Smackin' my Hula Bitch.


Buy me some shit from PETsMART!


Gettin' a 'dink in Seattle.


Napping in the sink.


Napping in the sink - again!


Napping on my cat house.


Napping on my cat house - again!


Napping on the couch.


Enjoying "camping" with TapLight.


Doing a routine cargo inspection.


Me with my Buds (close-up).


Me, acting like a stuffed animal.



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Really Useful Info

Sir Isaac Newton is credited with inventing the cat flap. Who knew?

Cats can hear ultrasonic frequencies, but are lousy at describing them.

Cat urine glows under a black light, which raises the question, "What weirdo figured that out?!"

Cats, camels, and giraffes are the only animals who walk by moving both right legs together and both left legs together. Freaks.

In America, a black cat crossing your path is considered to mean bad luck (which is, of course, stupid), but in England and parts of Asia, it is considered good luck. In Antarctica, it just shocks people.

The cat is one of the only domestic animals not mentioned in the Bible, which is weird, because you'd think they'd have been first in line for that ark.

An average 15-year-old cat has slept 10 years.

Cats cannot taste "sweet" very well.

A domestic cat can run over 30 miles per hour.

All kittens' eyes start out blue before sometimes changing color.

Many white cats with blue eyes are deaf.

A cat's body temperature is about 101.5'F.

Cats can produce more than 100 vocal sounds; dogs only about 10. Dogs are quick to point out, however, that they prefer to focus on volume.

Cats' lower jaws can't move sideways. Advantage: cows.



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